So Much Drama in the PhD Lyrics Yo, MC Plus Plus, my rhymes are so phat
Iâm PSPACE-complete but Iâll reduce you to 3-SAT .
My crew is so hard that we roll in NP ,
And bitches dereference my pointer for free
When Iâm linear probing theyâre like, âDamn thatâs gigantic,â
I showed it to your mom and she used Hoare semantics .
She jumped like JNE up onto my erection
And I picked up that ho like straight garbage collection .
( Thatâs right, mark-and-sweep on these nuts , bitch.)
My lyrics get stolen by sucker MCs
I gotta sign my rhymes with PGP ;
But I keep on generatinâ like a CFG
Cause thereâs so much drama in the PhD
Whatâs wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous?
Even skanky fat hoes give you denial of service
Youâll probably go to jail before you write your dissertation
So prepare your asshole for some internal fragmentation;
Penetration, as they fill it up with jism
Itâs too bad you arenât closed under homomorphism .
Your problem, Plus Plus, is that your typing isnât strict :
In ML my type is real and your type is âa dict
I control my flow better than TCP ,
I rep the west coast like Eazy-E ,
You best not front if you canât pass the GRE ,
Cause thereâs so much drama in the PhD
My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer
Corrupt your stack pointer makinâ all your data suffer
Iâve got saturated edges but your flow is sparser ,
Real gangstas sip on Yacc; instead you generate a parser .
While youâre busy poppinâ stacks Iâll pop a cap in your skull
While you smoke your crack pipe Iâm gonna pipe you to /dev/null .
I may not have a label but I rap like a star;
Iâm an unsigned long int and youâre an 8-bit char .
Your mom circulates like a public key ,
Servicing more requests than HTTP .
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME
Oh, thereâs so much drama in the PhD
DWORD to your moms , I came to drop bombs;
Iâve got more rhymes than San Joseâs got dotcom s
I rep the Farm like 50 reps Queens,
With more power than multitape Turing Machines .
Blowinâ up the rap scene faster than factorial functions
Iâm dope like PNP transistors and Iâll saturate your junctions
By the time youâve rhymed one line, Iâve already busted ten;
You rap in exponential time and Iâm big-O of log(n) .
I run gmake and gcc ,
And I ainât never called malloc without calling free .
Iâll beat your ass until itâs colored like a red-black tree
Cause thereâs so much drama in the PhD 1
